Cheyenne Intro: Marissa is a soft-spoken, kind, caring, family obsessed, kitty loving, amazing young woman, with a great head on her shoulders, a great personality, and a great religion that holds her together. Lauren Intro: Marissa is a pancake eating, kitty cat loving, dancing queen, who loves to read books. She’s also a great friend. Larissa Intro: Marissa is an ice cream loving, nap taking, graceful dancer, cat enthusiast, has hometown pride, and is…
Tag: growing up
Audio Bio: Nikki Borgel
10 Characterizing and Dramatic Micro Stories About Nikki the Unexpected Podcaster My older brother was the one who originally suggested that my parents name me Nikki. My mom fell in love with the idea because she hated the previously suggested Nicole option. Despite being the one who named me, the first thing my brother ever called me was Nickelodeon, and to this day everyone just assumes my name is Nicole so I’ve started answering to literally any variation of Nick. The first time…
Audio Bio: Brianna Simmons
Open with ambient noises from the inside of a moving car. Brianna: Hi, I’m Brianna. I don’t really know where we are at the moment, it’s too dark to tell. But I’m pretty sure we’re close to where we need to go. A car and a motorcycle pass in the background. I thought the moon would finally make an appearance, sadly, I don’t think he’ll be joining us tonight. I love…
Audio Bio: Ayla Nyriese
Juxta Crucem begins, slowly fading into the background ass the eulogy begins] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to remember fondly the life of Ayla Nyriese. Born in 1997, Ayla was adopted by two Lutheran pastors. She grew up attending funerals, touching her first dead body at the young age of four. Her father was not pleased. Throughout her childhood, Ayla spent her time being a menace to society….
Audio Bio: Lin “Flora” Seavey
Hello, I am Flora. You may recognize me as the person who played the trumpet as loud as they could out their window at 9 pm on a Tuesday night I have the important announcement to make that I am out there and I will not hesitate Do you ever open your window to hear the sound of the cicadas? Let their cries wash over you like the rising tides? (cicada start) Lay down in the grass and…
Audio Bio: Cesca Cavalli
[INTRO MUSIC] CESCA:Hello and welcome to today’s edition of Chatterbox Cesca. I’m your host, Cesca Cavalli. [Music changes or gets quieter] Today I am joined by a very special guest: Cesca Cavalli. It’s an honor to have you on today. FRANCESCA: I’m happy to be here, Cesca. I’m a huge fan. CESCA:Touché. As some of you may know, Cesca is currently a senior at Susquehanna University. You’re a creative writing major, is that right? FRAN:It is. CESCA:And you’re an Italian minor as well, correct? FRAN:Correct. CESCA:Cesca is…
Audio Bio: Megan Shaffer
(OMINOUS SOUND) Welcome to Megan’s Medical Morge. Hello, my name is Megan Shaffer and I’m 5’11. That is usually not relevant, but it is for my life because I am the clumsiest person in the world (CARTOON SLIPS) but also someone who used to try to avoid attention, and being this tall, it was impossible to hide in a crowd of people. The higher my face off the ground (CARTOON FALLING), the more air I could fall through to fall on…
Audio Bio: Alyssa Clauhs
I had this diary in high school that was angsty as you’d expect and to a certain extent uniformed. Hello everyone, my name is Alyssa, and I’m about to read you my high school diary. May 1, 2014 Prom is next year and I’m worried I won’t get a date. Maybe I’ll put an ad in the newspaper. I know that would be weird, but I could make a list of qualifications and…
Audio Bio: Kristina “Crunchy” Seavey
[groovy electric guitar intro, fading to a lower volume] When I was 15, I ran over a moose. [moose bellow] It had already been hit by another car way up ahead of me, so it was just lying there on the ground across the entire lane. It had been nighttime in upstate New Hampshire. My parents and I had been coming home after visiting a college, and my mom and…
Audio Bio: Sarah Lopez
(Jazzy music intro) When I was 4, a bee flew up my dress and stung my back a few times. My mom, being the caring new mother, she was, rushed her crying daughter to the closest ER (insert ambulance sounds) because this was my first bee sting, and she was worried that I could have possibly been allergic. Well I wasn’t. Apparently by the time she arrived I was fine, just a few welts…