Hey, my name is Mitch Roshannon. I consider myself a writer by trade, though I’ve done and still do a lot of different jobs to make ends meet. I’m the kind of guy that defines himself through his work, and considers work an important part of my identity. I think what we do matters, and how we feel about it matters even more. I’ve worked as a stock guy in big retail stores for one. This…
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Audio Bio: Lin “Flora” Seavey
Hello, I am Flora. You may recognize me as the person who played the trumpet as loud as they could out their window at 9 pm on a Tuesday night I have the important announcement to make that I am out there and I will not hesitate Do you ever open your window to hear the sound of the cicadas? Let their cries wash over you like the rising tides? (cicada start) Lay down in the grass and…
Audio Bio: Hayli McClain
Observe how the wild Hayli emerges from her den to wander out in the open. A subspecies of writer, the wild Hayli can become nervous in large groups, especially when the group has gotten a hold of her first drafts. The wild Hayli can easily be tracked by the three-and-a-half-foot long golden hairs shed by her in large quantities everywhere she goes. For years, now, experts have been trying to classify the wild Hayli’s hair as an organism of its own, as…
Audio Bio: Richard J. Berwind
MY MELOGY (AUDIO BIO SCRIPT) Open with: Funeral Music and murmuring. Then steps and adjusting of microphone. ME (RICHARD) Hello everyone! Hi! It’s me, Richard. I want to thank each and every one of you for taking the time out of your day for coming to my funeral. It means a lot to me. It’s finally happened, everyone. I have died. Thank gawd. Praise Jesus. (coughing can be heard) As…