Hi, I’m Nancy

I’m 21 Years Old

And I’m a student

In my junior year

But, I’m still undecided

I have no prospects

But I’ll just say I’m an

“Entrepreneur”

So I don’t scare you off

I love watching Netflix

And my boyfriend and I

Are looking for a third

 

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‘Sup

I’m Gwen, I’m 26

And I’m an assistant manager

At Cabela’s

Don’t let the snapback

And boxer short fool you,

I totally won’t break your heart

I don’t always text back

But when I do

It’s either a double entendre

Or a request for nudes

I’m a total romantic

But I’m not looking for a relationship

Yeah, just got out of a pretty messy situation

So I’m trying to keep it casual

But don’t worry,

I won’t tell you that until

We’ve been texting for three weeks

 

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Hi there!

I’m Lacey

I’m 22, and I’m looking for a real connection

We have so much in common!

I love that show!

And that movie?

Poetic cinema!

You want to go to Morocco?

I just got back!

It’s so beautiful

You’re going to love it

I’ll send you some suggestions

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had

Such a great conversation on here before

Oh

You want to meet up?

Like, in person?

Got any frequent flyer miles?

No? That’s okay

We’ll still talk for a month

Until one of us stops responding

 

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Hi, I’m Jessica

I’m 20

Do you have a car?

Can you buy booze?

What do you mean I look young?

I told you, I’m 20

Okay, I’m actually 17

But I-

 

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Hi, I’m Tess

You look like you

know what you’re doing

Here’s the deal

I want to do some

Experimenting and I-

 

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What’s up? I’m Mallory

What’s that?

My pictures look fake?

You’re so funny!

I’m a real human woman

I promise

Hey, just a quick question,

What’s your social security number?

 

(Swipe, tap)

 

Are you sure you want to delete Tinder?

Warning: deleting will render you invisible

To all single women in your area

Sure, you could talk to someone in person

But what are the odds of you putting yourself

Out there like that?

Oh? You’re okay with being single?

You want to work on yourself?

Sure, sure

Maybe it’ll work this time

Yeah, right.

See you next month