[INTRO MUSIC] CESCA:Hello and welcome to today’s edition of Chatterbox Cesca. I’m your host, Cesca Cavalli. [Music changes or gets quieter] Today I am joined by a very special guest: Cesca Cavalli. It’s an honor to have you on today. FRANCESCA: I’m happy to be here, Cesca. I’m a huge fan. CESCA:Touché. As some of you may know, Cesca is currently a senior at Susquehanna University. You’re a creative writing major, is that right? FRAN:It is. CESCA:And you’re an Italian minor as well, correct? FRAN:Correct. CESCA:Cesca is…
Audio Bio: Richard J. Berwind
MY MELOGY (AUDIO BIO SCRIPT) Open with: Funeral Music and murmuring. Then steps and adjusting of microphone. ME (RICHARD) Hello everyone! Hi! It’s me, Richard. I want to thank each and every one of you for taking the time out of your day for coming to my funeral. It means a lot to me. It’s finally happened, everyone. I have died. Thank gawd. Praise Jesus. (coughing can be heard) As…
Audio Bio: Megan Shaffer
(OMINOUS SOUND) Welcome to Megan’s Medical Morge. Hello, my name is Megan Shaffer and I’m 5’11. That is usually not relevant, but it is for my life because I am the clumsiest person in the world (CARTOON SLIPS) but also someone who used to try to avoid attention, and being this tall, it was impossible to hide in a crowd of people. The higher my face off the ground (CARTOON FALLING), the more air I could fall through to fall on…
Audio Bio: Alyssa Clauhs
I had this diary in high school that was angsty as you’d expect and to a certain extent uniformed. Hello everyone, my name is Alyssa, and I’m about to read you my high school diary. May 1, 2014 Prom is next year and I’m worried I won’t get a date. Maybe I’ll put an ad in the newspaper. I know that would be weird, but I could make a list of qualifications and…
Audio Bio: Kristina “Crunchy” Seavey
[groovy electric guitar intro, fading to a lower volume] When I was 15, I ran over a moose. [moose bellow] It had already been hit by another car way up ahead of me, so it was just lying there on the ground across the entire lane. It had been nighttime in upstate New Hampshire. My parents and I had been coming home after visiting a college, and my mom and…
Audio Bio: Sarah Lopez
(Jazzy music intro) When I was 4, a bee flew up my dress and stung my back a few times. My mom, being the caring new mother, she was, rushed her crying daughter to the closest ER (insert ambulance sounds) because this was my first bee sting, and she was worried that I could have possibly been allergic. Well I wasn’t. Apparently by the time she arrived I was fine, just a few welts…
Audio Bio: Bryn Hanrahan
Every college student complains about how little they sleep. On average, college kids are sleeping about 6 hours every night (https://www.uhs.uga.edu/sleep) (allegedly) but from my experience, that number seems astronomically high. If I were to survey every student here, I’m sure that range would be much, much smaller. In school, it seems like everyone is up at this time, and college students live an entire second day, but at night. People are…
Audio Bio: Kay Hammond
Hello, my name’s Kay, and I hate labels. Please note that all of what I have to say about labels is informed by my own experiences. This is my opinion, and there are certainly people who don’t agree with me, but I’m hoping I can at least explain and share my perspective with you. We need labels to describe the world around us, it’s how we communicate. We look at…
Audio Bio: Regine Tomlin
Hi, my name is Regine and I’m going to tell you a little bit about myself. I’ll start by saying I’m a Communication major with an emphasis in Multimedia Journalism. Multimedia Journalism is about using text, images, sounds, videos, and graphics to tell an interesting story People in this field often work for newspapers, radio, television or social media I chose this major because I always enjoyed watching people share their stories and make a name for themselves using…
Audio Bio: Caroline Beohm
Hi. My name is Caroline. When I was 5 years old, I watched Confessions of a Teenaged Drama Queen, a movie featuring Lindsey Lohan, in which, during the last 25 minutes feature an extremely dramatic scene where Lohan falls backward into a shopping cart, mid performance. Almost immediately after, I grabbed our Little Tikes shopping cart, hopped on the arm of the couch, and fell back into it. Only, there wasn’t a movie producer, stunt…