Hi, I’m Nancy
I’m 21 Years Old
And I’m a student
In my junior year
But, I’m still undecided
I have no prospects
But I’ll just say I’m an
“Entrepreneur”
So I don’t scare you off
I love watching Netflix
And my boyfriend and I
Are looking for a third
(Swipe)
‘Sup
I’m Gwen, I’m 26
And I’m an assistant manager
At Cabela’s
Don’t let the snapback
And boxer short fool you,
I totally won’t break your heart
I don’t always text back
But when I do
It’s either a double entendre
Or a request for nudes
I’m a total romantic
But I’m not looking for a relationship
Yeah, just got out of a pretty messy situation
So I’m trying to keep it casual
But don’t worry,
I won’t tell you that until
We’ve been texting for three weeks
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Hi there!
I’m Lacey
I’m 22, and I’m looking for a real connection
We have so much in common!
I love that show!
And that movie?
Poetic cinema!
You want to go to Morocco?
I just got back!
It’s so beautiful
You’re going to love it
I’ll send you some suggestions
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had
Such a great conversation on here before
Oh
You want to meet up?
Like, in person?
Got any frequent flyer miles?
No? That’s okay
We’ll still talk for a month
Until one of us stops responding
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Hi, I’m Jessica
I’m 20
Do you have a car?
Can you buy booze?
What do you mean I look young?
I told you, I’m 20
Okay, I’m actually 17
But I-
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Hi, I’m Tess
You look like you
know what you’re doing
Here’s the deal
I want to do some
Experimenting and I-
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What’s up? I’m Mallory
What’s that?
My pictures look fake?
You’re so funny!
I’m a real human woman
I promise
Hey, just a quick question,
What’s your social security number?
(Swipe, tap)
Are you sure you want to delete Tinder?
Warning: deleting will render you invisible
To all single women in your area
Sure, you could talk to someone in person
But what are the odds of you putting yourself
Out there like that?
Oh? You’re okay with being single?
You want to work on yourself?
Sure, sure
Maybe it’ll work this time
Yeah, right.
See you next month